Humour

29 entries in this archive

Joy Flight ( 1900 words, 10 minutes)


At Writers’ Circus we were challenged to write a piece about flying.

This tale recounts a short joy flight we experienced in Australia when visiting friends.

It happened a long time ago, but the take-off and landing trauma is with me still.

Far better to be in a big, big plane, with eyes firmly closed.

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Gleamers (about 5 minutes)


This short piece of nonsense was a response to a Writers’ Circus challenge.

We were asked to write about an exchange of emails or letters.

After a few false starts, this surreal piece wrote itself.

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Just Prawns, John!


This is a tale of a man who goes out into the gloom of a blustery afternoon in late autumn in search of prawns to make a spicy stir fry. . ..

Recently I came across what turned out to be an older version of this story that was full or errors!

I went at once to this website and read the ‘posted’ version which, while passable, needed improvement.

Here is the revised version.

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Parliamo Italiano?

This is a trilogy of small tales based on a few of my forays into Italy, and the resulting confusion that resulted when I tried to communicate in pidgen Italian.

Thanks again to Kareth Paterson for her editorial improvements.

At least I know one person has read these tales!

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A Well Concealed Lie (1300 words, a 5 minute read)

At Writers’ Circus we were set the challenge, “Be careful when you tell a lie.”

This tale wrote itself and after comments from the group, here it is.

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Garden Secrets (2,100 words, 7 minutes)

This is a trio of tales from our family archive.

I am sure that my version of the ‘truth’ of what happened will be disputed.

That, however, is the power of my pen.

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Crescendo

Ah, yes. I know. I know. Men cannot ‘do’ suffering.

Here it is, my tale of woe about a heavy cold, now passing into history, I hope.

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Wee Wullie (6 minutes)

This tale is 98% true.

We boarded a bus heading for Glasgow. . .

This piece contains ‘vernacular’ language, as was used by some of our fellow travelers.

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Theresa (2,600 words, 13 minutes)

This is a little tale generated to answer the question set at our Writers’ Circus group, “Why does this/it always happen to me?”

I hope it will feel almost real to denizens of Glasgow.

For others from further afield you may have to interpolate/guess to understand the dialogue.

“Clatty Pats” (Cleopatra’s) is a nightclub which features in Glasgow’s very busy night-life. A few years ago I read that on an average weekend there can be over 300,000 revelers in Glasgow city centre.

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Doodle and the Dolphins (2,000 words, 10 minutes)

We have just enjoyed another caravan holiday at Rosemarkie, our fourteenth consequtive year.

One of the delights of caravanning is meeting interesting people, chatting to them and sharing tips on what to see and do.

This is a nonsense tale you might enjoy, suitable for children of all ages.

You may also wish to read a related story called “Rosemarkie Remembrances”.

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